Archives for: April 2006
So I just bought lunch as Subway and had a funny interaction with the lady serving me. Here's the dialogue:
Lady: Welcome to Subway...(blah blah)...What would you like?
Me: I would like a foot long Steak and Cheese sandwich.
Lady: And what kind of bread would you like with that?
Me: Asiago Cheese Bread, please.
Lady: (turns around and checks the bread in the oven, then faces me again) That bread is still too hot, so if we use it we can't toast it.
Me: That's fine I don't need it toasted.
Lady: (blank stare as if she has never heard anyone say they don't need their bread toasted before!) We can still use that bread but the steak NEEDS to be toasted.
**awkward pause while we look at eachother in bewilderment**
Me: So then we can't use that bread can we?
Lady: We can use that bread, but we can't toast it, but the meat needs to be toasted.
Me: (I pause and give her a funny "what the hell are you talking about" smirk) How about if I just choose a different bread.
Lady: That would work, what bread would you like then?
AirForce Base testing their fire safety systems, don't think they'll need to worry about fires, but they might have some other issues to work out!
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Sorrow is knowing that I will never be as crazy, exciting, unpredictable, and spontaneous as I was just three years ago.
Sorrow is also knowing that my body is giving way to age and the illnesses that incessantly plague me. Restricting me from being crazy, exciting, unpredictable, and spontaneous as I once was.
I just found this on accident venturing through the intarweb.
I totally want one of these guys, I would willingly pay $30 for someone to make me one!